Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Chemotherapy Has Given Me Psychic Powers!

My friends. I predict you'll find these predictions to be more than fact. Future movies like this will affect your moviegoing habits in the future. Can your heart stand the shocking truth about More Fokker Sequels?

2014; Dirty Fockers Henry Focker, now 20 goes on tour as The Filthiest Comedian Ever. Much to the dismay of his parents and maternal grandparents. Roz and Bernie however, dust off their flower power clothes and go on tour to support their Grandson's First Amendment rights, with hilarious results. Especially when Grandma Roz goes topless onstage.

2016; Mother Fockers. Samantha is Pregnant with triplets. Weird cravings, false alarms, and Kal "Kumar" Penn as the strangest Obstetrician you've ever seen provide hijinks aplenty.

2017; Pig Fockers. Filmed back to back with Mother Fockers.  Henry borrows money from Grandpa Jack to purchase a pig farm. Grandpa Jack makes the "I'm watching you" fingers to a pig. Poop jokes ensue.

Upon reading this, some people have said they hope the Mayans were right about 12/21/12.