Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Chemotherapy Has Given Me Psychic Powers!

My friends. I predict you'll find these predictions to be more than fact. Future movies like this will affect your moviegoing habits in the future. Can your heart stand the shocking truth about More Fokker Sequels?

2014; Dirty Fockers Henry Focker, now 20 goes on tour as The Filthiest Comedian Ever. Much to the dismay of his parents and maternal grandparents. Roz and Bernie however, dust off their flower power clothes and go on tour to support their Grandson's First Amendment rights, with hilarious results. Especially when Grandma Roz goes topless onstage.

2016; Mother Fockers. Samantha is Pregnant with triplets. Weird cravings, false alarms, and Kal "Kumar" Penn as the strangest Obstetrician you've ever seen provide hijinks aplenty.

2017; Pig Fockers. Filmed back to back with Mother Fockers.  Henry borrows money from Grandpa Jack to purchase a pig farm. Grandpa Jack makes the "I'm watching you" fingers to a pig. Poop jokes ensue.

Upon reading this, some people have said they hope the Mayans were right about 12/21/12.

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Post Cancer Activities

I expressed interest in helping with an activity going on this spring at the Rochester branch of Gilda's Club. Not going to say anything else so I won't jinx my chances of participating. I really want to help out with these types of things. Helping with cancer awareness is something I want to do. Sure hope they pick me.

Monday, November 29, 2010

Tales From The Big Casino Chapter 14

Okay. It's rounding third and heading for home now kiddies. Tomorrow, Nov 30 @ 9 am is my appointment to find out if the cancer is gone. I'm just trying not to think about it. If it's gone it's gone. If not, it's not. Either way I'm broke as hell. Can't buy my wife a fucking thing for her upcoming birthday, or for Christmas. I'm back at work for 2 days a week. Trust me, it's all I can handle. I slept for 12 hours last night after two 4 hour shifts on Friday and Saturday. Sigh. I know it's to be expected after chemo. But it still sucks.
   
   Speaking of things in my life that suck. This PC is about shot. I haven't been able to burn a dvd since May. But I could use my windows movie maker program. That's gone. I made the mistake of trying to open it Friday afternoon. Stinking thing froze. I tried to shut it down and got frustrated and left. Eight hours later it's still frozen.
Life Sucks.
 

Friday, October 15, 2010

Scaring It Forward

In approximately 3 hours and 40 minutes my addition to the new William Castle story Scare It Forward. Whomever it is calling him or herself William Castle is really creating a stir for the old gimmick-meister. His book is being re-published. and he or she is gaining popularity on Facebook. This person told me my addition was "amazing".

Okay that's my brag.

Have I mentioned that I have to wait until November 30 to find out if I'm cured?

Von Zipper Rocks The Joint